I have been a very long time lurker, quite possibly longer than many of you have been alive. To prove my point, let me just say that my Beard is 43 years old My wife is tolerant of my fetish and did try it, but she discovered that she wasn't into it. I love pies to a woman's face and clothing or clothed women covered in mud. However, I am turned off by green slime. Although I don't travel much, I am open to clothed coed meet-ups. I would also like to get to know the people of the community via chat and email. I don't own a cell phone, so don't try to text me.